Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Some of my Favorite Quotes

The subject line of my last post had a quote I liked so I decided to post some other random quotes I like.....In no particular order...

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Dean Wormer

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." William Munny

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." James Madison

"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." Thomas Jefferson

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." Peter Gibbons

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." Mark Twain

"People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it- walk.” Ayn Rand

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Monty Python

"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." H.L. Mencken

"You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you might find
You get what you need" Rolling Stones

"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" Buddy

"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road, and when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason, I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured since I've gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going. When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went." Forrest Gump


Kim said...

A couple of my favorite running quotes:

"Run so hard you come in with bloody feet and missing toenails"
-Rob Decestella
"It's rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud."
-Adidas ad

jenny said...

I love that quote from the surly frenchman hurling insults from the castle in Monty Python & the Holy Grail - cracks me up! (damn french people!)

Kim.... nice quotes...

Shane"CRASH"Jones said...

I like the Peter Gibbons. you should check out some Edward Abbey. Sorry about your dog. Mines been missing for a week. Sucks.